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Sarah Palin has announced that her 17-year-old daughter is pregnant. Do you think:

The candidate's family should be scrutinized. I deserve to know everything about these people.

35%

It's nobody's business. Family matters should be kept out of the public spotlight.

It's inevitable. Every politician's dirty laundry is aired sooner or later.

18%

Couldn't matter to me less. Has nothing to do with the election.

41%

Total votes: 17

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Chris Simon Issued 30-Game Suspension From NHL

by Michelle Kenneth
Posted: December 19, 2007
Since the Islanders announced Simon's leave of absence for counseling, I have learned that Simon has been battling with alcoholism... Full story »

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Really...How Stupid Can You Be, Chris Simon?

by Michelle Kenneth
Posted: December 17, 2007
For those who know about Chris Simon's past, this is nothing new. The 35-year old has served a total of six suspensions in his... Full story »

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NHL Whackjobs! Hit Me Baby One More Time

by Michelle Kenneth
Posted: October 19, 2007
Boulerice and Chris Simon both share a few things in common. First, they hold the NHL’s record for the longest suspensions... Full story »

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