This idea took only 24hours to fully form. It is pure lateral transposition and fully viable from an engineering aspect. Please feel free to laugh and smile.
It involves romance, making love while flying, grand vistas, superior sense-surround sound, and enhanced mental states. My mind doesn’t like to travel the same inventive roads this guy does. Check out my post under Klaus Kaczor http://www.cbc.ca/sunday/2008/04/042008_1.html#comments [2]
Think of the nice motion involved in the gondola being flown in figure 8's under the huge Para wing, over a "love boat." The Company spokesman, explained that by flying the Para-wing through computer controlled figure eights and other maneuvers the wings force could be multiplied up to 5 times.
Think of the awesome aerial views.
Now think of the privacy and a long dreamed of desire to make love with your partner while flying in the sky.
I dedicate this idea to Willi Muller who once offered a ridiculous monetary prize to anyone who could prove that they had made love on a hang glider.
And in honor of Willi, I'd like to call this aerial ride, "Willi's Wang" (Wang is an aerial maneuver done on a hang glider, resembling a wing-over)
That's my invention, a private gondola ride under a cruise-ship-flown, Sky Sail's Para glider type of kite, for the purpose of sensual stimulation of the occupants.
I have the experience in aerial towing, and understand the safety parameters to make this puppy fly.
If all of the Hang/para glider pilots put in $10.00 we'd be up and running with line-ups on deck of eager lovers waiting to rent this high-in-the-sky-love-shack.
Realistically speaking the Gondola would accommodate a bottle of wine and has a great sound system on board and an eager love making couple, or two..
I imagine it could be a wonderful 3D motion high over the ship perhaps with a backdrop of glacier clad mountains enveloped by a fantastic sound system shared with the one you love.
What would you pay for an hour of private "Airgasm????????"