I Am The Lizard Man

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Citizen Correspondent

Preamble:

If you like dirty jokes and sideshow, you're in the right place. I'm a professional freak who performs stand-up comedy and sideshow stunts. I have appeared on a lot of basic cable and talk show TV - if you saw someone green with two tongues, it was probably me. All photos courtesy of The Lizard Man [1].

Body:

I've got tattoos covering my entire body, which gives me green scales and black markings. I've had my eyelids done. I've five pieces of Teflon implanted into my skull over my eyes to give me horned ridges. A number of my teeth have been sharpened to give me a crocodile-like appearance and I have a forked tongue, stretched ear lobes, stretched nipples, stretched septum piercing and general piercings, but those don't usually show unless I streak.

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Pullquote:

My childhood was distubringly normal.

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