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Tragedy On The Horizon: Global Warming Increases Price Of Beer!

Date: April 8, 2008
Posted by: martin freed
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That’s it! I’m convinced! Forget about the melting ice caps, sea level rise which could wipe out many areas of the Shore, increase in the number and severity of hurricanes - a recent university study indicated that Global Warming will adversely effect the growing of malt barley. What a tragedy! The price of beer will increase!

And all of you Birkenstock wearing, pinot noir sipping, effete snobs, don’t think you are immune. Wineries around the world are also preparing for an ecological disaster due to climate change. We have to do something about this. Write your politicians. Demand action. This has to change. For more info go to this website below or simply Google, Global Warming malt barley.


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