Nobody Told Me About Anthony Kiedis Becoming A Daddy!

I am a huge Anthony Kiedis fan. I have the Red Hot Chili Peppers trademark (which Anthony calls an "Angel's Assh*le") branded on my body. I even loved Anthony when he went through his awkward "bangs" phase during the By The Way Tour, which I flew all the way to Dublin to watch, since I passed out at the show when the Peppers passed through Vancouver. 'Nuff said.

So, you can only imagine my shock when at the supermarket the other day my boyfriend pointed out a picture of my Anthony holding his 5-month-old infant!

I knew Anthony, 46, had found love with a model named Heather Christie, but she was like 12 years old. 'Surely it wouldn't last!' I'd thought. But it did, and Heather solidified her hold on my man by getting preggers, unbeknownst to me.

Everly Bear Kiedis was born on October 2, 2007. A little Libra baby to balance out his stubborn Scorpio daddy.

I give my blessing to the happy couple, and I forgive Heather Christie for stealing my man because we share the same name, and Heathers stick together.

But why didn't anybody tell me??

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