MetroSexual: I'm So Hot

I am my own Love Object

How to know if you are a Metrosexual... Do you receive spa services? Manicures, pedicures, facials and exfoliation are all part of a metrosexual's routine.

By Citizen Correspondent Luka Magnotta

Date Posted: 06/02/07

Reader Rating:

My name is Luka Magnotta and I am a proud MetroSexual,"a straight man, who lives in an urban environment, who is into designer clothes, art museums, musicals, and other non-macho pursuits."

Heres My story, I know you'll love it.

I was at A very expensive resturant the other night and I was having the most delicious filet mignon, so tender, and drinking crystal champaign. My dinner date was with me and she was talking and telling me about her life, and all I could do was think about myself. I held up a silver spoon and was trying to look at my reflection and couldnt see myself too well so I took my mini mirror out of my pocket and pretended to look at my teeth. But really I was staring back at the most georgous, stunning most devistatingly goodlooking man I had ever layed my eyes on.

Now I am not gay but if I were I would marry me and be obsessed with myself. Actually I already am. I have EVERYTHING I want, an awsome new vehicle, Great living arrangement and designer furniture. I go shopping almost everyday, wheather its Gucci,Prada,Louis Vuitton,Armani,Versache,Coach,Abercrombie and Fitch. I have them all. I just spent $300 at Gucci on the new T-Shirt, I spent over a grand at Louis Vuitton on a bag for top of the line laptop and then I went and got a manicure and pedicure.

My biggiest pet peve is not having nice nails, ahhh people with gross nails are disgusting in my books. I look at myself in the mirror all the time and can not even pass by a window or car without looking at me. I truely believe I am the hottiest man in the world.

Comments

Hey Luka, don't listen to

By twilightson, June 30, 2007 at 07:29

Hey Luka, don't listen to the naysayers. I think you're amazing and have lead an amazing life. Don't let anyone get you down :) This article was honest and real.

Dan

My appologies. I said some

By Cynthia, June 29, 2007 at 07:55

My appologies.
I said some things that were hurtfull and didn't "think" before writing them. My deepest appologies to Luka and to anyone else that I offended.

I just can't help but be

By T-Lee, June 6, 2007 at 12:48

I just can't help but be curious as to why no one has had their hand slapped for 'cyberbullying', I thought that was being so closely monitored. hmm, Heather?????

Indeed! A fellow co-worker

By Heather Wallace, June 6, 2007 at 14:29

Indeed! A co-worker has just alerted me to your query and the thread in question. I have to confess I missed these ones.

As Tracey has pointed out, these comments are bullying. Please keep your comments civil people.

Luka - people seem to have very strong reactions to your writing. I don't want you to be re-victimized, after you have opened yourself up and shared your pain.

It's okay to give constructive criticism about someone's technical writing abilities, but no name-calling please people. We aren't here to destroy anyone's self-esteem.

In terms of the technical score on this piece, I do have to say you have a ways to go Luka. It's full of structural and grammatical issues. I would recommend getting some help from a writer in your life.

Heather
senior editor
orato.com

I wish I could give this

By JasonAtkinson, June 5, 2007 at 10:53

I wish I could give this zero stars.

You're a blind dumbass.

By Cynthia, June 4, 2007 at 12:38

You're a blind dumbass. Beauty comes from within and you are butt ugly. Where do you get all your money for your material things? Do I want to know.....nope. Hopefully you lose it all one day and realize that the little bubble you are living in is short term. Save your sorry as writing for the ones that actually have something worth their while to talk about. Are you actually for real? Man there are some strange people on this planet........dumbass.

Are you kidding me????

By T-Lee, June 4, 2007 at 11:20

Are you kidding me???? Firstly, other than Orato, are your "modelling" pictures actually published anywhere? (wait a minute dont answer that cuz I dont even care). Secondly, are you serious?? Is this some sort of psychological study you are conducting to find out how people respond to egocentrics? I'm so at a loss for words. Keep it comin Luka, it's become morbidly fascinating.

I knew i should have stopped

By Trisha Baptie, June 3, 2007 at 09:25

I knew i should have stopped reading after the the first paragraph, but it was kind of like a car accident, i couldn't not stop to stare.
I truly am sad about the 10 mins i spent reading that story and how i will never get those precious minutes back.
I am not sure if i have ever read anything quite as shallow before in my life..........

3 things: 1)get a writing

By godard, June 3, 2007 at 00:42

3 things: 1)get a writing tutor. 2)lose the penis picture. 3)do you know what a slightly different spelling of your name means in italian?

Luka, Luka, Luka...I don't

By Robyn Williams, June 3, 2007 at 08:20

Luka, Luka, Luka...I don't know quite what to say...

robyn

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