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Do you think Hilary Clinton will make a good Secretary of State?

Yes, she's a great pick.

60%

Couldn't Obama find someone else?

I hope Bill doesn't screw it up for her.

20%

Are we still talking about politics?

20%

Total votes: 5

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Born in God's Waiting Room (St. Petersburg, FL.) and still find myself here 25 years later with two college degrees (including a masters in journalism) and no job to speak of. I am the most sarcastic bastard on the planet and subsist mostly on pizza, ramen, and Taco Bell. I hate cell phones and would type everything on my Smith-Corona Galaxie II typewriter if I could. My favorite authors include Chris Bachelder, Hunter Thompson, Tolstoy, and Hemingway. I think Marshall McLuhan was a genius who will never get his due and Pearl Jam are the best band of my generation.