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Wreck Beach Nudist: An Endangered Species

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Skinnydippers, we're told, are the scourge of the earth...not nuclear weapons, but nudists.


Alas, we skinny dippers are portrayed as the scourge of the earth, luring unsuspecting teenagers into a path of debaucheries. Peeing in the woods now constitutes mass pollution, regardless of big business dumping toxic chemicals in our drinking water everyday. '
By Citizen Correspondent Watermelon Girl , Canada
Date Posted: 11/21/07
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I can see our extinction from here. When you look around the world it’s hard to decide which good fight to fund or fuel. Is it peace in the Middle East, the environment, human rights or animal rights? There are so many it makes my head hurt. I can only imagine the plight of the “Nudist” is way down on that list. Hell, even composting may come before us naturist on a scale of important things. Development and intolerance are threatening Wreck Beach, Canada's most beautiful nude beach, and no one seems to care. Warning: This story contains nudity. (gasp!)

We’re just those quirky folks you come to join when you need a little escape from gentrification...those au naturel bohemians who entertain you on your sunny days away from the office.

You take for granted our existence for the most part, but I am here to tell you that one day soon Goliath will win and you will be wishing away the world with no place to go, let alone get naked.

How dare we enjoy ourselves for almost free, just 15 minutes from downtown Vancouver? It seems to me this can no longer be tolerated by the University of British Columbia and its towers of mass destruction - their hopes for a ferry terminal that will one day expediently transport thousands of polluting tourists directly up to Squamish without having to go all the way around, through the city and across the bridge.

A proverbial new sea wall is looming and us nudists are being forced from our natural habitat because David liked to drink beer, smoke the occasional joint and pee in the bushes.

It’s too bad us nude sunbathers didn’t resonate closer to your hearts, because it wasn’t about being nude. It was about fighting for the natural state of things. It’s about clean air and water. It’s about body acceptance and the shunning of class systems that separate us humanoids.

It’s actually about inclusion not exclusion. We represent the ultimate liberation from consumerism by bonding with fellow beach goers without the clothes and cars that separate us elsewhere.

Alas, we skinny dippers are portrayed as the scourge of the earth, luring unsuspecting teenagers into a path of debaucheries. Peeing in the woods now constitutes mass pollution, regardless of big business dumping toxic chemicals in our drinking water everyday.


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Re: Wreck Beach Nudist: An Endangered Species

By Anonymous, November 17, 2008 at 12:29

Sadly this scenario is being repeated all over the world. I'm from Auckland, New Zealand and we are having a similar fight over a beach on the North Shore called St Leonards. Years of intimidation from the local council and police have scared off the couples, families and genuine naturists leaving a handful of perves behind. Now they're gone and naturism on St Leonards is now defunct. The perves did not help things and gave the local authority the "moral" authority to act. Similar problems are happening in Australia. Comercial interests are behind it too: in your case it seems to be a developer-driven university. In our case it was big moneyed people building cliff top mansions and then deciding that nudists were spoiling the scenery. The 'free beach group' here in NZ has been of very little practical help trotting out the line that "there is no specific law prohibiting simple nakedness in a place where it is commonly known to occur", an idea that is great in theory but falls down in practice because the law is a lot more complex than that. The nudist club movement doesn't want to know. What annoys me the most about this whole fight is that beach nudity (or 'feral' nudity as we could call it) is about the values that you state in your article. Instead we are heading for a society where naturism is confined to artificially-created environments that cost a fortune to join - thus it moves away from its class-blind values to something with a class structure where the poorer members of society (those who could most benefit from it) are denied access to it. Only one thing surprises me about Wreck Beach's situation: you have a university right behind it. Doesn't it have some free-thinking arts and humanities people who would be sympathetic to it? I would have thought that proximity to a clothing-optional beach would be a fantastic draw-card for students and staff or has the university lost its conscience too?

All the best in the fight
Darrell

Re: Wreck Beach Nudist: An Endangered Species

By Dersimli, September 30, 2008 at 14:04

The first comment comes from me. Thanks a lot friends. I love ORATO.

Regards,
Cristiano

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