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You're So Vain

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If looks could kill...


" Everyone wants to be desierable, im just honest about it" '
By Citizen Correspondent Luka Magnotta
Date Posted: 09/19/07
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Luka Magnotta on fashion, men, women, David Beckham, and vanity.

Luka Magnotta is my name and here is what I have to say. You think im vain?

well, perhaps I am and it might be true, i'll let you judge for yourself.

Just because I am aware of my outer appearance and take extra care of myself is nothing new. I do however have a problem with people who dress and act like pigs though.

First off, one of my biggiest pet peves is men who dress and think like they are gangsters, wearing their pants down to their knees, honestly guys that trend went out last decade.

Also to the women, why is it that only the metropolitian women seem to dress well and take care of their appearances? It's called CLASS. All the suburban women look the same, frumpy, track suited and bleached out blond eighy's hair, they all look like clones.

You women complaine that us men are pigs! well, look in the mirror and take a good look at yourselfs.In fact, most of us have no problem with washing and styling our hair, brushing our teeth, doing our nails, keeping our skin soft and supple and clear of wrinkles, pimples, cold sores, oh and of course, making sure we smell fresh!

Another thing, i have gone out on dates recently with some "women" who dress asthough they are in grade two and they actually had the nerve to wear a zipped up rain jacket to the dinner with track pants. Honestly, how could I NOT laugh and walk out? I'm the one who is stuck up you ask, think again.

Just to state a fact, and this is a fact ( to clarify things) i'm not trying to be conceided. Everytime I go out I am hit on relentlessly by women.


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Can't believe that I just

By Raparee, September 20, 2007 at 18:31

Can't believe that I just wasted two minutes reading that tripe.
You're destined to be a very lonely man.

Luka, you are quite correct

By luyen, September 21, 2007 at 13:48

Luka, you are quite correct about those big sun-glasses, i am all for people using some critical thinking when putting clothes on.

I also wish, and hope and pray that'd you use a spell-checker before submitting your stories, it just needs a little fixing that's all.

About your vanity, if it makes you happy, go for it - reading this story, i don't think you are that vain, you just think about it a lot. Just remember though that your external appearance changes quickly, so i wouldn't depend on it too too much.

Well, at least your

By Cynthia, September 20, 2007 at 08:31

Well, at least your honest.
I agree with the BIG sunglasses comment.

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