Sizing Things Up

Does Size Actually Matter?

It's an exhausted topic that always seems to pop up anytime we start dating a new guy. It’s generally up there with “What does he do for a living?” or “How does he dress?” and “Are there any psycho girlfriends still in the picture?”

But why is it SUCH a big deal? Unless we’re talking about some unusual birth defect, generally you can you can find a way to make the little fella work. You just have to be crafty. After all ladies, nothing is going to make a boy who is on the smaller side of the spectrum feel even smaller then if you have a look of shock or horror or repressed laughter on your face when you first discover the issue at hand.

Remember, if you can find it… you can get around it. For example: step away from those boring old missionary positions (yawn) and try climb’n up on that cute lil’ thing. You as the receiver have a much better shot at making it to the land of glory, and…well… it gives him something to look at. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Head into a bookstore or a sex shop and pick up a book on different positions and have a blast working your way through all the new techniques.

Just stay away from joke books that may upset him like “Peter Piper With The Pickle Pecker”
Making this kind of effort will boost his ego knowing that you’re not bothered by the mini-pack and willing to work on it together.

If after all your hard efforts your boy is still feeling a little self-conscious then think of some naughty little phrases you can whisper in his ear next time you guys are gettin down.