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This Is Why I Don't Play With Babies
Date Posted: 02/08/08
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I have recently become a first time father and I realize that trying to entertain a child can be quite difficult. They can be mean little monsters at times.
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Re: This Is Why I Don't Play With Babies
By Robyn Stubbs, February 8, 2008 at 09:33That's so cute - congrats on being a dad! But I didn't think kids developed their evil look until they were teenagers...
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Re: This Is Why I Don't Play With Babies
By davidspates, February 16, 2008 at 00:32Hehehehehe, they grow so fast these days :-)