Heather's Horoscope
Aries Aries

(March 21 - April 19)
Some rams are waking up with that punched in the gut, heart ripped out feeling this week. Because you're a risk taker sometimes you have to cut the ties that bind, but you can't escape the fall out. Luckily the ram can survive anything.


Taurus Taurus

(April 20 – May 20)
Taurus isn't up to anything, any time. You need a good reason to be caught out at four o'clock in the morning. Soon your social calendar will be full of good reasons to leave the comfort of your nest, so get out those dancing shoes.


Gemini Gemini

(May 21 – June 20)
Someone else's drama may inspire you to stir up some of your own. It's best to stick to the beaten path for now and live vicariously another time. Keep your eyes glued to the train wreck, but stay on the tracks.


Cancer Cancer

(June 21 – July 22)
Cancer is not about to let technical difficulties stand in the way of its dreams, but a different kind of roadblock may crop up this week. If you can't beat it, join it, and see where the detour leads.


Leo Leo

(July 23 – August 22)
Some accolades have been pouring in and in case you haven't taken the time, it's high time to give yourself a pat on the back. Okay, that's enough; no rest for the weary. Back to the grind, bigger fish to fry and higher mountains to climb.


Virgo Virgo

(August 23 – September 22)
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans, as John Lennon once mused. The plans you make now will alter the course of your life, so make sure you do the right thing, and nothing will interfere.


Libra Libra

(September 23 – October 22)
Libra is going under cover this week, donning dark sunglasses and a hooded jacket even if it's 50 degrees Celsius in the shade. Even the open-hearted Libra has some secret warts to shield from the world, and this week it's warts and all.


Scorpio Scorpio

(October 23 – November 21)
When the going gets tough, Scorpio gets angry. While you may be able to rise from the ashes, some people you've burned in a moment of anger can't always repair the damage. If they walk away, consider digging deep and pouring out your poison.


Sagittarius Sagittarius

(November 22 – December 21)
Your flirt card is one you play well, but every now and then it frustrates you that people assume you're one dimensional. Add some complexity to your game and prove to the peeps that you're not just good for a good time.


Capricorn Capricorn

(December 22 – January 19)
Before you move onto the next conquest, make sure you rest up. Life has been one whirlwind after another, and you can hardly catch your breath. No one is suggesting you don't have the stamina, but ration your energy nonetheless.


Aquarius Aquarius

(January 20 – February 18)
This week you learn that a little extra communication can go a long way. They say variety is the spice of life, so now would be a good time to throw in a dash of this and a little of that. Make sure you cover all the bases and get the questions answered.


Pisces Pisces

(February 19 – March 20)
All is fair in love and war, but what about when it's just fun and games? Someone may lose an eye, so put away your pointy stick or keep your pen in your pocket.